BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – The president of the local 452 Suicide Bombers Union resigns, after it finally dawned on him why the membership continually […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Al Gore and John McCain win Life Magazine awards for being the two most boring politicians in America over […]
BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Larry King will be recording his last show at CNN on December 16th and then retire. His exact age […]
COMMENTARY: I would consider “b” because I love negotiating. But “c” would be the most fun.
COMMENTARY: This is something that I would seriously consider, if they also included a ten year supply of breath mints.
BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Former U.S. House Majority Leader (Republican) Tom DeLay was found guilty of money laundering and conspiracy to commit money […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After interviewing Levi Johnston on her show, Tara Banks stated that she has yet to form […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The TSA has issued a statement that in the near future, they will be offering a third option other […]