BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Virginia – After reviewing the photographic evidence, a 14 year old’s parent’s anger shifts toward their son, and they now […]
COMMENTARY: I’d probably take an ex-girlfriend that really used me. She always liked hot baths, so lava should be pretty soothing for her.
COMMENTARY: As long as the can land the plane, I suppose it’s acceptable.
I recently broke up with a woman that I thought loved me because she bought me a very expensive watch. I later found out she […]
BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – The Grand Old Opry reopens after some devastating flooding in May. The mayor of Nashville Karl Dean, stated that […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama and Michelle, and former President George Bush and Laura were photographed moments before they all got into […]
BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Attorney Gloria Allred is overheard telling her client Nikki Diaz, that if the U.S. decides to deport her, […]
BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – CEO James McNerny of the Boeing Corporation, stated during a press conference that no one in the Quality Control […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several Martians stated that they were depressed and wished they never would have migrated to this planet […]
BREAKING NEWS – Murchison Falls National Park, Uganda – A local myth was proven when a photographer captured the evidence. A full grown hippopotamus charging at […]
BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The controversial, and world famous Lady Gaga’s fan base continues to grow. As more and more people expect and […]
BREAKING NEWS – Arizona – A Taco Bell owner near the Arizona border has decided to no longer protest the new state immigration law, after […]
BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa says that he will soon put a stop to the nightly sound of gunfire in the […]