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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Mason, Ohio – Cyclops being represented by the ACLU, sues LensCrafters. The ACLU firmly states that Cyclops…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Reverend Al Sharpton states on his radio show that the word “black…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – The staff for former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, stated that they are…

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BREAKING NEWS – California – Voters say “NO” to Proposition 19 which would legalize marijuana. Disappointed that the law wasn’t…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manhattan, New York – Doctors state that Jon Stewart’s vision is slowly returning, after an angry President…

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BREAKING NEWS – The Pentagon has now reversed their previous policy of not letting anyone in the military that has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Landover, Maryland – The Washington Redskins owner and Native Americans plan to have a meeting in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Pennsylvania – Despite a natural disaster on election day, gubernatorial candidate Tom Corbett wins by a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After vigorously campaigning for her, an angry Bill Clinton was photographed knocking out Debbie…

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U.S. & World History – The Titanic sank on April 15th, 1912, on it’s maiden voyage from England to New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Siem Reap, Cambodia – Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is gleeful after announcing to some Asian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tucson, Arizona – A dedicated supporter showed her allegiance to Senator John McCain, by eating three of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Because of the rising state debt and countless layoffs, in an attempt to increase…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C.  –  Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi  is showing her joy, when she found out…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – A policeman that has been on the force for over 20 years, remains…

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Part 5 of 5 of government waste created by ultra-liberal politicians (state by state) New York – $8,725,000 to fund…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – In a newly discovered letter written by the controversial Reverend Wright, he states that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Police respond to a 911 call and arrest a married couple that were in…

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Part 4 of 5 of government waste created by ultra-liberal politicians (state by state) Texas – $3,100,000 to conduct a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – By a vote of 5 to 4, the U.S. Supreme Court declares that the…

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