BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Board of Education Superintendent Ramon Cortines stated that people committing violent acts are getting younger and younger. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Kandahar, Afghanistan – Three Taliban are forced to stay after school at Terrorism College for receiving a failing grade in Roadside Bombs […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Paul McCartney states that he has finally forgiven Muhammad Ali for knocking him out, along with the other three […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After a three hour audition, “Dancing With The Stars” declined to sign Al Sharpton to appear on their show. They said […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – After an eight month study, Air Force Chief of Staff General Norton Schwartz files a complaint with the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After years of negotiations, the Tobacco Industry and the FAA finally reach an agreement for a smoking area […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The CEO of U-Haul sends former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel a thank you card and a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – PETA files a lawsuit on behalf of several poultry farmers against “The View”. The lawsuit alleges […]
U.S. & World History
U.S. & World History – The “St. Valentine’s Day Massacre” should be more appropriately called the “St. Valentine’s Day Mascara”, as the true account of what […]