COMMENTARY: For me whiskey no. Cyanide yes.
COMMENTARY: For me when growing up, it used to be fried liver. Gross!!! Who needs all that grease! But since then, I’ve changed my mind. […]
There are certain moments in my past that I’ll never forget. One certain day that is permanently etched in my mind is from 1992. I […]
My life must be really boring. Last week some guy stole my identity. Yesterday he gave it back, with a sympathy card. (This […]
COMMENTARY: How about a third option. Tattoo a picture of the flag on their forehead, and then deport them to a country that hates Americans.
COMMENTARY: Obviously this would include weekends off and paid holidays.
When I was in the second grade, I actually convinced my father that all the F’s on my report card stood for “Fantastic”. Later that […]
COMMENTARY: If it is, it will undoubtedly be rated G for General Audiences… or would the G be for Godly Audiences? Either way, as long […]
Last week, a cop actually issued me a $350.00 ticket for “failure to yield”, while I was playing “Red light/Green Light” with some young kids. […]
COMMENTARY: My position is a resounding yes! Kids are great weapons! What other reason would you want to have these little ingrates? I can’t count […]
My ungrateful mother is again mad at me regarding Mother’s Day. I don’t get it. I mailed her a nice gift (C.O.D.) and then I […]
COMMENTARY: I think either way, people who end up there that takes personal hygiene serious, will probably be able to bathe as often as they […]
COMMENTARY: If I was on that aircraft carrier, and was ordered by my superiors to clean him, I would have also shampooed his hair and […]
While I was trying to sleep at a remote campsite in Yosemite National Park when camping with a friend, a couple in the tent a […]
COMMENTARY: I think consideration should be given to would-be bank robbers, drug dealers, etc., that have enough integrity to follow the rules of the road […]
A friend of mine who has always been curious about the religions of the world, asked me what were the main differences between Christianity and […]
“There was an old woman who lived in a shoe; She had so many children she didn’t know what to do”. (If this is accurate, […]
COMMENTARY: I guess it would depend if it includes a salad or not.