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                       A LITTLE WINE WITH A LITTLE FELINE

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4 TIPS ON DEALING WITH UNMANAGEABLE TEENAGERS 1. If you have an eighteen year old that you think should get…

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Devil’s Punch Bowl Falls, New Zealand

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lindsay Lohan is lead away in handcuffs after her probation was revoked by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – While holding a press conference in Afghanistan, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton tries to poke…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sirte, Libya – Former Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi dies after being wounded during his capture near his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Zanesville, Ohio – Dozens of animals escaped from the Muskingum County Animal Farm in central Ohio after…

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WALKING IN THE GLOW OF LOVE

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is said to be furious after President Obama not only…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – Kentucky Fried Chicken avoids going to trial, and settles out of court in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congresswoman Michele Bachmann states that the recent invitation she accepted from…

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AUTUMN RAIN

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg announces a new law that he expects will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chairman and CEO of Solar Energy Company Solyndra Brian Harrison resigns. He tells Congress…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg states that the Wall Street Protestors has already…

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A SHORT DATE

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After her failed drug test on September 24, Lindsay Lohan is due back…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Ground Zero mosque developers have been given an ultimatum by…

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