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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – CEO James McNerny of the Boeing Corporation, stated during a press conference that no…

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• October 14, 2010

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  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several Martians stated that they were depressed and wished they never would…

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• October 14, 2010

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BREAKING NEWS – Murchison Falls National Park, Uganda – A local myth was proven when a photographer captured the evidence….

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• October 14, 2010

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The controversial, and world famous Lady Gaga’s fan base continues to grow. As more…

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• October 13, 2010

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BREAKING NEWS – Arizona – A Taco Bell owner near the Arizona border has decided  to no longer protest the…

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• October 13, 2010

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  BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa says that he will soon put a stop to the nightly…

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• October 13, 2010

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THE HORSE TRAINER

• October 13, 2010

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A PERFECT PLACE FOR A STROLL

• October 12, 2010

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – The ACLU files a lawsuit against a Miami school district because of an insect…

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• October 12, 2010

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Ongoing intense and frequent migraines prompts the former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi…

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• October 12, 2010

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  BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, New Jersey – According to a source from Jersey Shore, Snooki is actually getting shorter. Her…

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• October 12, 2010

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BREAKING NEWS – Zhejiang, China – The Chinese government receives harsh criticism from Amnesty International and many nations worldwide after they implemented…

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• October 11, 2010

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CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS WITH THE NINA, THE PINTA AND THE SANTA MARIA

• October 11, 2010

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BREAKING NEWS – Santiago, Chile, South America – President Sebastian Pinera and the owner of the mine in which 33…

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• October 11, 2010

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel was seen in tears during a…

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• October 11, 2010

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Suppose your next door neighbor had a serious roach problem, and you felt that it was just a matter of time before they infiltrated your residence. If you were sure that they were out of town and you also knew that they had an adequate home owner’s policy, would you consider burning their house down?

COMMENTARY: I would never burn down their house… if I had access to some explosives.

• October 10, 2010

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Fireflies or lightning bugs as they are sometimes called, are fascinating insects. They are actually winged beetles that produces a…

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• October 10, 2010

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THE CRYSTAL & THE CAT

• October 10, 2010

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Men, how terrified were you, the first time you saw your wife or girlfriend first thing in the morning (when they first got out of bed)?

COMMENTARY:  I have never screamed so loud or have been so scared in my entire life. I actually called 911, emphatically…

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• October 9, 2010

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Every time my mother asks me to loan her some money, I remind her of how she used to force…

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• October 9, 2010

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