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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rosie O’Donnell is officially returning to “The View” this fall after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC has confirmed that they are currently negotiating with Rosie O’Donnell…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC announces that Diane Sawyer will be leaving her position as…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Good Morning America” co-anchor George Stephanopoulos is so frustrated with the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The original Batmobile that was rejected by ABC for the 1960’s tv series is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A spokesman for Secretary of State John Kerry finally explain why he recently did…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The beginning of the third week of “The Tonight Show Starring…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Good Morning America” anchor Robin Roberts used a Facebook post to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – Lafayette Square Mall as well as shopping centers nationwide, have reported a least a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – In a statement to ABC News, Jesse Jackson states that he was offended by…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While making an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, Kanye West repeatedly calls…

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  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kanye West appears on Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show, less than…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News Channel has hired noted political columnist and Pulitzer Prize…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After for the fifth year in a row “Dancing With The Stars” turned down…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The View” co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck will be joining Fox News Channel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Fox anchor Monica Jackson, who famously got into an off camera fight with…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC announces that they want to drop Katie Couric’s new syndicated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – President Obama’s chief counsel Kathryn Ruemmler, states that he is seriously considering suing reporters…

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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – The ACLU is calling the creative tactic of a U.S. Border patrol agent,…

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  BREAKING NEWS –New York City, New York – Barbara Walters announces that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is not leaving “The View”….

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