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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Wolfeboro, New Hampshire – Mitt Romney announces that he is going to run as an independent to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Grey’s Anatomy star Jesse Williams acceptance speech for a Humanitarian Award at the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A writer for the Huffington Post is defending his recent op-ed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Park City, Utah – Mitt Romney tell CNN’s Wolf Blitzer that he will not vote for Donald…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania – Burger King is now releasing it’s newest creation called a “Whopperito.” The Whopperito appears…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Elizabeth Warren very critical of Donald Trump during a speech at the Center…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albuquerque, New Mexico – Donald Trump slammed what he described as “thugs” and “criminals” who clashed with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mitt Romney has now confirmed that he is seriously running for president on a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presumptive GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump is accusing former rivals Jeb Bush, Sen. Lindsey…

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BREAKING NEWS – A microphone picked up MSNBC commentator Chris Matthews’ comments about Donald Trump’s wife Melania’s “runway walk.” Matthews,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to an unnamed source in close to Hillary Clinton’s campaign, she has at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – Carly Fiorina’s decision to be Ted Cruz’s running mate if he gets the republican…

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BREAKING NEWS – Borden, Indiana – The Cruz-Kasich alliance against Trump appears to be falling apart. In their unconventional alliance,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Both Ted Cruz and John Kasich are beginning to show signs of what many…

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BREAKING NEWS – Buffalo, New York – During a rally at the First Niagara Center, Donald Trump was marked by…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A high-level summit meeting in Midtown Manhattan, is the latest twist…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Republicans were initially outraged after President Obama and the First Lady made strange faces…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA is now being accused by the DNC chairperson Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, of planning to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama stated that he is sick an tired of republicans like Donald Trump,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Plans to hold a 13th Republican presidential debate next week unraveled after…

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