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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The RNC Chairman Reince Priebus has made it clear that he is angry at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is said to be genuinely concerned over the relentless intensity of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Donald Trump is now calling for protesters who disrupt his rallies to be arrested,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – During the Democratic debate hosted by Univision, the moderators wasted no time talking about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Mitt Romney is blasting out robo-calls on behalf of Marco Rubio and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Some new life may be breathed in Marco Rubio’s campaign after losing in primaries…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Mitt Romney has now stated that he is outraged that during the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – In a blistering attack at the Hinckley Institute inside the University of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – The republican debate in Motown was one of the most heated ones in history…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Rosie O’Donnell, Al Sharpton, Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, Raven Symone, Samuel L. Jackson,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mitt Romney takes another swipe at Donald Trump for not immediately…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mitt Romney is going after Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – Former Mexican President Vicente Fox is making his position clear on Donald Trump’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Donald Trump won 46% of the votes in the Nevada Caucus, the RNC…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Ted Cruz asked his communications director Rick Tyler to resign after Tyler distributed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – Speaking from Mexico as he departed from a weeklong tour in which he…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton “in a certain…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Local police all over the state was flooded with 911 calls from citizens…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ramadi, Iraq – ISIS fighters who fled to the terror group’s Iraqi stronghold of Mosul after being…

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BREAKING NEWS – Keota, Iowa – Hillary Clinton is standing by her claim that ISIS uses videos of Donald Trump…

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