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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donald Trump finally comes clean about his recent dramatic weight gain….

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After nearly 3.1 million people watched her interview with Lance Armstrong, Oprah Winfrey announces…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Comedian Bill Maher now realizes that he will probably get sued by Donald…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Newly crowned Miss Universe Olivia Culpo of the United States, gets a kiss…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlantic City, New Jersey – Donald Trump offers to donate $5 million to charity if President Obama…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Business tycoon Donald Trump, is photographed outside his New York City…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlantic City, New Jersey – Billionaire Donald Trump, states that he is sick and tired of people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The Center for Disease Control and Prevention state that they have no record of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The cooling off period apparently is over between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An unnamed employee of Donald Trump, states that the outspoken billionaire…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congresswoman Michele Bachmann states that the recent invitation she accepted from…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donald Trump said he is happy and confident, and believes he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlantic City, New Jersey – Donald Trump, who initially stated that the reason when he didn’t fight…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Nashua, New Hampshire – Donald Trump announces that he will not run for president. He cited…

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BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – Five GOP contenders square off at the Peace Center in downtown Greenville. At…

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BREAKING NEWS – Portsmouth, New Hampshire – Donald Trump is pictured giving a speech at an airport in New Hampshire….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a very controversial move by DC Action Comics, Superman renounces his…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donald Trump’s therapist and his personal physician agree that he has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlantic City, New Jersey – Republican Donald Trump states that he is seriously considering a run for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC announces that this fall, “The Apprentice” will have as competitors, famous…

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