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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is pictured still irritated at PETA after he yielded to their relentless…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manhattan, New York – Doctors state that Jon Stewart’s vision is slowly returning, after an angry President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – In a newly discovered letter written by the controversial Reverend Wright, he states that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Riverdale, USA – Thanks to Archie, President Obama and Sarah Palin are now close friends. To keep…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama and Michelle, and former President George Bush and Laura were photographed moments…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel was seen in tears during a…

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