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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul’s reputation of being anti-military is now starting to hurt his campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York, City, New York – While on Meet the Press, Congressman Ron Paul states that if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul tells Fox News that American paper money is illegal, and it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul angrily states that he is “sick and tired” of people telling…

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BREAKING NEWS –  Ankeny, Iowa – Likely GOP presidential candidate Congressman Ron Paul from Texas, who has a reputation for…

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