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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The Rolling Stones will continue their No Filter tour later this year with a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream the other night. I dreamt I was at a concert, and Mick Jagger was…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Millions of people may drone on and on about how “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Paul Revere, the organist and leader of the Raiders rock band, has died….

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – A photograph of King Richard III’s jaw and face show penetrating injuries to the maxilla,…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – British archeologists returning from Egypt now believe they have evidence that Keith Richards of…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Even though doctors acknowledge that Keith Richards still tours and performs with the Rolling…

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