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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Delaware, Dover – Joe Biden appeared out of the familiarity of his basement after nominating Kamala Harris…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Kamala Harris, who was officially announced as Joe Biden’s running mate, has switched…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Time – even as short as one minute — is what…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The inspection of Joe Biden’s Instagram post announcing Sen. Kamala Harris as his running…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton praised Kamala Harris as the newly announced vice presidential pick and urged…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden announced that he has picked Sen. Kamala Harris, D-Calif.,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Black Lives Matter members in Chicago held a rally to support the more than…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Carmen Best, the Seattle police chief, emailed her resignation notice, hours after the city…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – A Minnesota nonprofit that saw a huge windfall in donations during the protests and…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown has urged Sen. Kamala Harris to “politely…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – A lawsuit brought by Seattle protesters – who claim having to buy expensive anti-police…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington. D.C. – Washington Examiner chief congressional correspondent Susan Ferrechio says she thinks President Trump helped his…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I take care of my daughter-in-law’s taxes and have for the past 15 years. I have never charged…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A had dinner with a friend of mine at the Olive Garden last night because she loves Italian food. After…

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We must break the cycle of apathy, sin, ruin, defeat, and despair with the power of lasting repentance and revival….

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