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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m in my mid-30s and about a year ago I went from limited contact to no contact with…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I recently saw some mannequins made out of clear plastic, a question came to my mind. If that type…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg says golf fairways would suffer if illegal immigrants…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Supreme Court Associate Justice Sonia Sotomayor issued blistering dissent, says Republican-appointed justices have bias…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Former Vice President Joe Biden made an unfortunate gaffe just days before the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden has begun telling a story on the campaign trail…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – For the collection at the London College Of Fashion, Harikrishnan has paired cropped jackets…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – “We have a criminal justice system today that is not only broken, it…

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH BLACK PROFESSIONALS (18 of 20) VETERINARIANS

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Former Vice President Joe Biden erroneously claimed that more than 150 million people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Chelsea Handler mocked after incorrectly suggesting President Trump only pardoned white people. Handler…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Chris Matthews is wondering if the Democratic Party would…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Billionaire Michael Bloomberg admitted that he is very concerned about the debate tonight….

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BREAKING NEWS – Stockholm, Sweden – In a new book about Greta Thunberg, the Swedish climate activist’s family describes the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – President Trump said ties between his country and India have never been as…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Bloomberg, the former mayor of New York City, said it’s…

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