Even though it was the darkest day in history, the Son was beginning to shine.
Dear Blake, I’m a single middle-aged man that is losing his hair. I don’t want to spend thousands of dollars for some plugs, but I […]
COMMENTARY: I’m predicting a high zombie turnout, due to the fact that many may qualify for ObamaCare.
In a chartered boat at dusk off the coast of San Diego, I and about ten other people were watching the migrating California gray whales. […]
Dear Blake, My son wants me to buy him some very violent video games for his birthday. I find these games objectionable. What do you […]
An empty street in Jerusalem during Yom Kippur.
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama defends his decision to make another appearance on “The View”. He said because of […]
LIGHTNING IN HAVANA, CUBA
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is again being accused of using questionable measures to fire up African-American voters. He promises […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The NFL announces that replacement referee Lance Easley was not qualified to be an official, once […]
BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul is seen autographing some booklets for his loyal supporters after his recent release from a mental […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama states that he was offended by Madonna’s recent rant on a stage, referring to him as a […]
A BOY AND BIRDS
BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – President Vladimir Putin finally admits that there has been some drastic cutbacks in the Russian military. Currently, instead of […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While speaking before the U.N. General Assembly, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad states that after his country […]
BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Mormon Senator Harry Reid denounces Mitt Romney who is also a Mormon, as “not being one of theirs”. […]
BREAKING NEWS – Bnei Brak, Israel – Three Ultra-Orthodox Jewish men, are seen reading a bible trying to figure out how Jesus fed 5000 people […]
THE WATER CANDLE
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After a long study of the Horsehead Nebula in the constellation Orion, PETA states that they plan to file […]
BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina, is now stating that Dr. Phil tricked her into coming on his show. She […]
BREAKING NEWS – Bnei Brak, Israel – A rabbi is showing some young boys the proper way to fill out a job application, because they […]
A horse swimming in Loch Lomond in Luss, Scotland.
The space shuttle Endeavour leaves Kennedy Space Center.
BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan is now calling for a nationwide boycott against Disneyland and all Disney products, because of Snow White […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to the United Nations, Russia and Germany have filed a lawsuit against President Obama, alleging […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Charles Edwards the acting inspector general for the Department of Homeland Security, announces that the White House is now […]
Dear Blake, I’m a blonde, and my boyfriend says all of us our dumb. Is that true? Signed, Allison from Baltimore, Maryland * * * […]
THE ULTIMATE MIDDLE MAN
COMMENTARY: I’m thinking about representing myself in court too. I hope I can afford my legal fees. (Yeah, I got issues).
COMMENTARY: If they do, people will literally be getting “hot” mail.
Dear Blake, I’m 7 years old and in the 3rd grade. My big brother in the 4th grade is constantly beating me up. What should […]
BREAKING NEWS – Beijing China – U.S. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta is quickly taken to a hospital to get his stomach pumped, shortly after his […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Press Secretary Jay Carney, finally admits that the attack on the American Embassy in Libya was done by terrorists. […]
BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mitt Romney denies that he is pandering to Latinos by appearing on the Spanish Network Telemundo, with facial […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Lindsay Lohan gets arrested again, after clipping a pedestrian and then leaving the scene. The alleged […]
BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Malik-Zulu Shabazz of the New Black Panthers, states that he may send some more members of his organization to […]
BREAKING NEWS – Beirut, Lebanon – After winning the contest several times over the years, Pope Benedict XVI is welcomed as a judge at the […]
BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Teachers Union finally ends their nearly two week strike after resolving a major sticking point. Because the majority […]
BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – The principal of Harvey Scott grammar school Verenice Gutierrez, bans peanut butter and jelly sandwiches stating that they have […]
BREAKING NEWS – Triploi, Libya – Angry protesters vandalize and destroy a KFC and Hardee’s. They were outraged at both fast food restaurants new, “no […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – One senior citizen supporter of ObamaCare, shows that she contracted an extremely rare disease called “mickeymouseitis”. Shown in its […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is now being accused of manipulating numbers regarding unemployment. Several prominent republicans are stating that the President […]