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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House is now saying that President Obama misspoke during a ceremony honoring…

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• May 31, 2012

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CRYING IN THE RAIN

• May 31, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FAA is now investigating a Southwest Airline pilot that lost his bearings, and…

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• May 31, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – In one of the goriest crimes in the city’s history, Rudy Eugene (left) was…

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• May 31, 2012

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               GEESE OVER THE PACIFIC

• May 30, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A second grade teacher is seen conducting class during Career Day. She pops a…

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• May 30, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Colorado Springs, Colorado – President Obama is photographed saluting the 2012 graduates of the Air Force Academy….

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• May 30, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Columbia, South Carolina – Texas Governor Rick Perry is seen showing his admiration for the U.S. military….

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• May 30, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – A spokesman for the Indianapolis 500, states that civil rights activist Jesse Jackson has…

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• May 29, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington. D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden tells the World Affairs Council, that after nearly three years…

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• May 29, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The publishers of the Mirriam-Webster Thesaurus, announces that editor Thomas Johnson…

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• May 29, 2012

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                                 WHO’S WALKING WHO?

• May 29, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Knoxville, Tennessee – Desmond Hatch who is 33, set a Knox County record for having 30 children…

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• May 28, 2012

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MEMORIAL DAY

• May 28, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – Young boys are being shown the correct way to dress at an American…

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• May 28, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton finally responds the picture of Bill with two porn…

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• May 28, 2012

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Then the Lord said to Moses, “Tell the Israelites this: ‘You have seen for yourselves that I have spoken to…

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• May 27, 2012

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was hiking alone in a dense forest in Washington state, when a beaver crossed my path. We both froze…

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• May 27, 2012

Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you agree with me, that hitting someone in the face with a pie is still pretty funny, or do you feel that my mother has every right to be mad at me and I owe her an apology?

COMMENTARY: The last thing I remember her saying while I was quickly leaving her house was, “How do you turn…

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• May 27, 2012

Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the worst movie you’ve ever seen?

COMMENTARY: The movie “Bewitched” with Will Ferrell was so bad, that I threw my popcorn on the floor, poured my…

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• May 26, 2012

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