Month: August 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The American Plumbers Association is now using Facebook to encourage its members nationwide, to…

BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – All of the football players at the University of Miami have emphatically denied receiving…

HURRICANE IRENE ON THE EAST COAST

BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – North Korean leader Kim Jong-il was stunned and stood nearly motionless, as Russian President…

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC announces that Al Sharpton will be the new host of…

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is photographed nearly in tears wincing in pain, as President…

BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Muammar Qaddafi’s wife and three of his children have fled Libya to neighboring Algeria,…

HURRICANE IRENE IN MANHATTAN

BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – The Russian firm Orbital Technologies announces that they will have a hotel in space…

BREAKING NEWS – Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts – President Obama’s daughter Malia, was described to be a little disappointed after he informed…

BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Governor Chris Christie states that he hasn’t been the least bit concerned about…

HURRICANE IRENE IN FLORIDA

“I am the Alpha and the Omega,” says the Lord God, “who is, and who was, and who…

Microwave ovens are in most households in the United States, and is considered a necessay kitchen appliance. A little know…

COMMENTARY: What I have been doing is making them fill out a dating/relationship questionnaire, and I would be able to…

Niagara Falls used to be one of the most popular places in America to go on a honeymoon. When I…

HURRICANE IRENE IN THE BAHAMAS

COMMENTARY: I think if God threw a couple of lightning bolts hitting the Capital Building, that would be a nice touch…

BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – To the surprise of many, Muammar al-Qaddafi kept a photo album filled with pictures…

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The computer hacking group known as “Anonymous” is threatening to shut down Facebook on…