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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – A court has ruled in the favor of Senator John Kerry, regarding his civil…

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• July 31, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Caracas, Venezuela – At an election rally, President Hugo Chavez stated he resented the fact that other…

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• July 31, 2012

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                Louis Smith of Britain practices on the pommel horse.

• July 31, 2012

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Many people have been baffled on why Janet Jackson has been involved with…

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• July 31, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Even though he’s gotten a considerable amount of criticism, Chic-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy, maintains…

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• July 30, 2012

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                        MOTIVATION THROUGH COLORS

• July 30, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Tel Aviv, Israel – While visiting Israel, presidential candidate Mitt Romney states that he is really comfortable…

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• July 30, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles – Michael Jackson’s father Joe Jackson, finally weighs in on the very public feud regarding…

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• July 30, 2012

Life through Blake’s eyes…

HOW CERTAIN CITIES AND STATES GOT THEIR NAMES One of the states got its name indirectly from Coca-Cola in the…

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• July 29, 2012

Wacky Weekend Questions – According to the bible in Revelation 21:21, the street in heaven will be made of gold. If you get there, will you be embarrassed if you never really learned how to parallel park?

COMMENTARY: On the other hand at least up there, if someone dings your vehicle with their car door, they’ll be…

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• July 29, 2012

Daily Photos & Art

                TO GOD BE THE GLORY

• July 29, 2012

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• July 28, 2012

Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it would be unlawful for a cop to give an individual a ticket, because they were so ugly, that they stopped traffic?

COMMENTARY: I feel, if a person is really that physically unappealing, they should only be allowed to walk the streets…

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• July 28, 2012

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was in Walmart buying a few items because I had some guests coming over, when I noticed a policeman…

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• July 28, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama continues to reiterate that he wants to raise the taxes on the…

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• July 27, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Kostolac, Russia – Archaeologists say they’ve found the remains of at least five mammoths, scattered across 20…

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• July 27, 2012

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                OLYMPIC SAILING

• July 27, 2012

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – Chariot races in ancient Rome were one of the most popular spectacles of their time. Thousands of…

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• July 27, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The NYPD is seen talking to a woman, trying to obtain…

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• July 26, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Senator Dianne Feinstein is now stating that she now genuinely believes that President Obama…

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• July 26, 2012

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