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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New South Wales, Australia – Astronomers had a mystery on their hands after two large radio telescopes,…

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• July 31, 2014

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At Sibley Memorial Hospital there’s been a nearly 33% increase in births over the…

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• July 31, 2014

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Hall of Fame baseball announcer Vin Scully is staying in the booth for…

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• July 31, 2014

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DROWNING HIS SORROWS

• July 31, 2014

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the recent botched execution of inmate Joseph Wood at the Arizona Department…

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• July 30, 2014

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – NOW (National Organization of Women) is now calling the CEO of Hobby Lobby Steve…

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• July 30, 2014

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BREAKING NEWS – Helena, Montana – Montana Sen. John Walsh who is running for re-election suggested that medication he took…

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• July 30, 2014

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THE SOLO DROPLET

• July 30, 2014

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Daniel Halper’s new bestselling book “Clinton, Inc.”, is receiving rave reviews…

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• July 29, 2014

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI have now put the “Lego Gang” on the 10 most wanted list…

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• July 29, 2014

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is now at odds with the FAA regarding his new method of…

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• July 29, 2014

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THE MIDNIGHT WEDDING

• July 29, 2014

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The African-American communities are sharply divided with the decision Universal Pictures made regarding their…

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• July 28, 2014

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the amount of homeless people standing in the street holding up signs…

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• July 28, 2014

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook owner and creator Mark Zuckerberg, announces that due to their computer storage…

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• July 28, 2014

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THUNDER AND LIGHTNING… AT HOME

• July 28, 2014

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a dream that God told me that He would give me control of all the clouds in the…

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• July 27, 2014

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• July 27, 2014

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a really big opera fan, but the man I’m dating refuses to go with me to…

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• July 27, 2014

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a hot air balloonist and I am exciting about my upcoming adventure. In about a month…

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• July 26, 2014

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