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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Prince and Michael Jackson now have a very eerie similarity. The…

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• June 30, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Nice, France – Iceland pulled off one of the most astonishing results in the history of European…

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• June 30, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – The city newspaper the Baltimore Sun is reporting that State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby or…

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• June 30, 2016

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A VERY COOL CAT

• June 30, 2016

U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – The Stock Market Crash of 1929, began on October 24, 1929, and was the most…

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• June 29, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Irwindale, California – Former Tonight Show host Jay Leno walked away from a scary car crash while…

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• June 29, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Grey’s Anatomy star Jesse Williams acceptance speech for a Humanitarian Award at the…

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• June 29, 2016

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THE FLOATING PIERS IN ITALY 

• June 29, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Author and conservative speaker Kevin Jackson, and Justice Clarence Thomas were both treated and…

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• June 28, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A 2010 decision temporarily disabling State Department security features to accommodate Hillary Clinton’s private…

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• June 28, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Two-time MVP Steph Curry has written a letter to the NBA commissioner, demanding that…

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• June 28, 2016

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THINKING ABOUT TOMORROW

• June 28, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – More than 30 people who attended an event with motivational speaker Tony Robbins have…

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• June 27, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and former President Bill Clinton hold their second grandchild, Aidan Clinton Mezvinsky,…

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• June 27, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – District Attorney Marilyn Mosby has filed a motion seeking the removal of Circuit Judge…

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• June 27, 2016

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• June 27, 2016

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I think I finally met the man of my dreams and we have been dating for more than…

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• June 26, 2016

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I rarely go to restaurants with anyone, because my eating habits embarrasses whomever I’m dining with. I usually consume all…

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• June 26, 2016

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The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people, who suppress the…

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• June 26, 2016

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I read your column every weekend, and I feel that I have nowhere else to turn.  Ann Landers,…

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• June 25, 2016

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