Month: November 2019

Dear Blake, I am an older woman who finally got fed up with my husband’s cellphone addiction. Since he would…

A female friend has been jogging daily in attempt to shed some pounds, specifically from her butt. In the past…

On your mark, get ready…

BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – A super PAC formed to support Sen. Cory Booker’s presidential campaign announced that…

BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Elizabeth Banks suggested that the reason her “Charlie’s Angels” reboot failed to make a…

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s entry into the 2020…

BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – A recent Quinnipiac University poll shows nationwide support for Elizabeth Warren’s presidential candidacy…

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Associated Press was lampooned by critics on Wednesday after sharing…

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Assemblywoman Mathylde Frontus (D-Brooklyn) tried to land $100,000 for the Southern…

BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Prince Andrew was ordered to move his private offices out of Buckingham Palace in…

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – With their crisp white shirts, pressed trousers, and proper collar brass,…

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Barack Obama once warned he would intervene to stop Sen. Bernie Sanders,…

THANKSGIVING EVE

BREAKING NEWS – Collegeville, Pennsylvania – Bill Cosby maintained his innocence while speaking out from behind bars for the first…

BREAKING NEWS – Scottsdale, Arizona – For many, Santa Claus will always be a jolly, white-bearded gentleman who wears red…

BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – A Florida man who was attacked by an intruder on Saturday fought back, and…

THANKSGIVING FROM THE DISTANT PAST

BREAKING NEWS – Omaha, Nebraska – A federal judge has ordered Union Pacific to reinstate an engineer who defecated on…