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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Film director and well known conspiracy theorist Oliver Stone, is sending…

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• November 30, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS –  Moonachie, New Jersey – Because of his publicly well known appetite and past history regarding safety issues,…

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• November 30, 2012

Daily Photos & Art

WINTER IS APPROACHING

• November 30, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – Hindus all over the world are now saying that a recent picture of…

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• November 30, 2012

Daily Photos & Art

DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT

• November 29, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Columbus, Ohio – Federal Judge Lesley Wells, denies convicted murderer Ronald Post his request to stop his…

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• November 29, 2012

U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – According to United States history, a Minuteman was a member of a militia in 1775-76,…

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• November 29, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – National Geographic and several archaeologists have finally translated an ancient document that explains how mythical…

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• November 29, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Actor and comedian Jamie Foxx receives a thunderous affirming applause at the Soul…

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• November 28, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Pushkar, India – The owner of a Middle Eastern version of a United States car dealership is…

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• November 28, 2012

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A KITTEN IN A SWEETGUM TREE

• November 28, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Two students were promptly expelled, shortly after they were seen outside of an…

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• November 28, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now demanding that NASA stop referring to possible visitors from another…

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• November 27, 2012

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THE TEAM  (Labradors)

• November 27, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – After an incident in Tahrir Square, the Egyptian government decides to overhaul their entire…

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• November 27, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – After stating for years that he was innocent, local police has issued a…

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• November 27, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Halle Berry’s fiance French actor Olivier Martinez, knocks out her former boyfriend Gabriel Aubry…

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• November 26, 2012

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Where go the boats?  by Robert Louis Stevenson Dark brown is the river. Golden is the sand. It flows along…

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• November 26, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – Goma, Congo – A rebel fighter is seen gleefully walking away from a local Walmart after shopping…

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• November 26, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The anchor of the Today Show Matt Lauer, is said to…

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• November 26, 2012

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