Month: <span>September 2013</span>

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has filed a lawsuit against all of the partners and participants of…

BREAKING NEWS – Waterloo, Iowa – Audrey Crabtree who is 99 years old, has finally earned her diploma after dropping…

BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – Officials at the Lovelock Correctional Center are finally acknowledging that O.J. Simpson was caught…

RISKY

Dear Blake, I am currently on a cruise with my wife that we have looked forward to for years. The…

People, the internet is a hoax! It is scientifically impossible to get information from all over the world through some…

Dear Blake, My daughter is going to marry her fiancé in the near future. She loves him, by I think…

My nephew always looks at everything in a negative way. I told him that I wanted him to meet this…

THE RIO GRANDE

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU files a class action lawsuit against hundreds of hospitals, arguing that pediatricians…

BREAKING NEWS – Detroit Michigan – In the midst of his city’s recent bankruptcy, Mayor Dave Bing bursts with pride…

THE GAME (A poem by Blake Grantham) Emotions are unpredictable from passion to strife, like the winds beneath a dove…

BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – A 430 pound silverback gorilla named Patrick is now being transferred to the Riverbanks…

BREAKING NEWS – Hong Kong, China – A long line of computer geeks stood for hours outside an Apple store…

U.S. & World History – Compelling evidence has now surfaced about the murder of Julius Caesar on March 15,…

THE MERMAID (A song by Blake Grantham) It was in Arizona as I recall when I saw a mermaid swimming…

BREAKING NEWS – Fuzhou City, China – A 22 year old patient nicknamed “Xiaolian”, finally decides to get a nose…

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After having the political process carefully explained to him, Joe Biden cancels a press…

BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – After irrefutable evidence surfaces, Apple Computers have now admitted that their founder Steve Jobs…