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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine called me a few days ago, informing me that his house burnt to the ground, so…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I can’t get my husband to go to the doctor. He has always been a strong and healthy…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was watching a baseball game when a batter got hit in the head and was knocked unconscious. When medics…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, What’s the correct way to break up with someone who lives with you? A friend of mine wants…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I read certain passages out of the bible, they remind me of when I was a child, and the…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My neighbor’s dog just died. She was very close to it, so close she decided to have a…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I remember when my son was about seven years old, he made me very angry. I came home from work…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My granddaughter-to-be is an absolute doll. She’s perfect for my grandson, and I think they were meant for…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

During the devastating events that will be happening as described in the 8th chapter in the Book of Revelation, I…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’ve been happily married for 34 years, and my wife and I are supportive of each other. She’s…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

No woman has really flirted with me for months, and my self-esteem was taking a beating… until last week. While…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My girlfriend and I split up, but she doesn’t want to tell anyone or change stuff on Facebook….

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was recently thinking about the rivalries in the bible, and there are lots of them. Such as Cain versus…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 43, and my boyfriend is 40. He is always at my house, but I can never…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have always been impressed with the Apostle Paul, because no matter where he was, he treated the location as…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife of 46 years keeps telling me about her deprived childhood. Everybody else had a color TV;…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who’s job it is to design offshore flotation devices, but in his spare time,…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, A few months ago, new neighbors moved in next door. They have been very nice and helpful. I…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine was telling me how “religious” he was, and that he has been worshiping at a place…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I babysit my nieces and nephews. While we are grocery shopping and we get to the checkout, they’ll…