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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband retired four years ago. At first he seemed to enjoy not having to go to work….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I got scammed by the same person, twice, but I didn’t hold it against him. A couple of years ago,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, We’re a senior couple who have been together 20 years. My wife and I have a date night…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt that a spaceship from another galaxy landed in the United…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 61 and dating a 63-year-old man, “Charles.” I live in my own apartment, pay my own…

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Due to the food shortages, I have been buying whatever is available in stores and have been eating some strange…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’ve been friends with “Brenda” for nearly 40 years. We’ve had our share of tough times, but I’ve…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently found out that you can contract the coronavirus through paper money. I was told this by some man…

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Dear Blake, My wife’s family drops by our home several times a week, usually unannounced. I don’t mind them dropping…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Our local meteorologist stated that there was some major issues with water in the community where he lives. He said…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I have been married 30 years. I recently retired, and we are planning a cruise…

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I have a couple of friends I was hanging out with that are both Catholic. And over the years, they…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Today was warm, so my friend and I went for a walk with my dog at a neighborhood…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the highly symbolic Book of Revelation 6:5 it reads: “When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a beautiful 77-year-old woman in excellent health who has fun traveling internationally. I will soon be taking…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friendly little girl that lives on my block, stopped me when I was walking down the street. She told…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a co-worker with a troubling psychosis that has left me afraid to wear certain colors or…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The phrase “You learn something new every day”, is so true. Here’s a personal example. I recently bought a car,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m in my mid-30s and about a year ago I went from limited contact to no contact with…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I recently saw some mannequins made out of clear plastic, a question came to my mind. If that type…

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