One of my neighbors who is an infertility specialist, recently lost his license and was arrested for scamming a lot of his patients. He told […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’ll soon be 40, and I still have no idea what I want to be when I “grow up.” I don’t know what […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I heard about this bull falling in love with a cow. He often referred to her as his suede-heart.
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 26 and not currently in a relationship. I don’t have many friends. I’d like to have more, and I try. I wasn’t […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Once again, the Olympics has rejected my latest suggestion for a new track and field event. This time they didn’t bother even given me a […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I was invited to the wedding of my friend’s daughter, “Alexa.” Alexa and her fiance’s registry requested only money to go toward a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I was recently trying to enter into a building, a truck was blocking the main entrance. I was tempted to say something to the […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My girlfriend of 17 years is constantly coming at me looking for an argument lately. I can’t figure it out for the life […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine works the U.S. Census Bureau, and he told me that he has statistics on almost everything. He asked if I knew […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a young adult neighbor who is a talented mechanic. He builds model autos and tries them out up and down our […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My neighbor who is a dwarf, told me that anytime someone asks her to do them a favor, she always says “no”. She said her […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My wife constantly gaslights me. We have four children (ages 1, 3, 4 and 6), and we both work full-time. However, I pull […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine went to a grocery store and was caught trying to steal some meat. When the police arrived, they arrested him and […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, How do I get my mother-in-law to stop dropping by without calling first? My husband and I have been married for 26 years. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My neighbor wears a hearing aid. He told me that he wanted to create an organization that addressed the phobias of people that are hearing […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 24, and I am getting married in a few months, and half of my bridesmaids recently colored their hair unnatural colors. Their […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend recently got fired from his job as a golf caddy. He said the person he was caddying for was offended when he missed […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have two grandkids — a 4-year-old granddaughter, “Emily,” and a 2-year-old grandson, “Earl.” My husband is not blood-related to them. He treats […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Something that I have always wondered regarding unborn babies. When they want nourishment, can they eat wherever they want to, or do they have to […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am having an issue with the lady who lives above me. I moved into my apartment a month ago because it seemed […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I just heard about a new plaza opening up, where every single business must sell a product that helps upset stomachs. The shopping center is […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 26, and I have never been in a long-term relationship. I have used dating apps and have dated several times, but nothing […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Last week, I was standing in front of the concession stand at a movie theater, buying something to eat. After making the purchase, I turned […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a dear friend whose husband passed away six years ago. They had a 45-year marriage with plenty of ups and downs. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes
The male bathroom yelled to the female bathroom, “What do you mean you’re pregnant? I thought you had your tubs tied!”
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago’s new mayor Brandon Johnson took issue with a reporter for using the phrase ‘mob action’ to describe a […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’ve been seeing “Ronald” for a little more than a year. He’s nine years older than I am, and we don’t really have […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend told me that there was a network, where the journalists didn’t wear any clothes and were completely naked. I didn’t believe him, but […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, A year ago, my landlord asked me to move out of an apartment that I loved. I could no longer afford the rent, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine works at a high school in a district that focuses on teaching art. Because they didn’t attract any gifted students, they’re […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My 40-year-old daughter has never grown up. Until recently, she relied on her grandmother to make ends meet. Her grandmother passed away, and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My next door neighbor was cop at the local police department, and I haven’t seen him or his squad car for months. One day I […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m an attractive, fit and emotionally intelligent 43-year-old woman who has been divorced for almost eight years. I have dated during that time, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that’s an English teacher, and he told me everytime he says certain letters of the alphabet, he gets intense […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a dear friend of more than 30 years who has a bad habit of being extremely nosy. She says it shows […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The phrase “liar liar, pants on fire”, is used to question the accuracy of a statement someone makes. However, if you end up in hell, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I recently met this guy at a private event. We got to talking, and he gave me his social media information. We have […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Well, there’s one store I will never shop at again. The last time I went there, I asked one of the employees for the location […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a nurse who still works full time. Most of my peers are retired. Several of them I’ve started to avoid at all […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
While in space I wonder how people from NASA tie their shoes. I wonder if the strings are tied in astro-knots.
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a sister-in-law, “Helen,” who has appointed herself as the final word on all family events. No other relative has any input […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A childhood friend of mine that is now a career criminal, got himself into a lot trouble recently. He shoplifted some footwear from a store […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I married a wonderful, thoughtful man 30 years ago. His family accepted me and were very kind, with the exception of his mother. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Once again, my nephew has proven that he is one of the dumbest criminals in history. He pointed a gun at a victim during lunch […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a single, retired woman on a fixed budget. I love to cook and entertain. I would do it more often if several […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I had a very unusual experience when I was at KFC a few days ago. I told them that I wanted a two-piece dinner, and […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have an ongoing dilemma with my sister. She often plans vacations for us to take together and springs them on me out […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My next door neighbor is an atheist and he loves his backyard swimming pool. He asked me if there would be any swimming pools in […]