BREAKING NEWS – Eugene, Oregon – The City Council votes down a proposal to say the Pledge of Allegiance before every council meeting. Mayor Kitty […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Dr. Keith Ablow, who is a psychiatrist and a member of the Fox News Medical A-Team, […]
A BEAUTIFUL / DANGEROUS VIEW OF CHICAGO
BREAKING NEWS – Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – The FAA is now investigating allegations that Saudi Arabia has an agreement with Delta Airlines and other airlines, […]
BREAKING NEWS – Park City, Utah – Rapper 50 Cent is arrested and charged with battery after assaulting photographer Victoria Will. According to Will, the […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The International Criminal Courts of the United States and Botswana (in South Africa) have each issued […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is now selling raffle tickets for $5.00 to have dinner with him and Vice President Biden at […]
BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is found guilty of 17 of the 20 charges against him, including he was […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Left wing billionaire George Soros is now being accused of try to buy justice, by relentlessly […]
BREAKING NEWS – Bloemfontein, South Africa – While attending a function in South Africa in her honor, Oprah Winfrey finds it difficult to hide her […]
FOUR PEOPLE AT DUSK
BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – A fight breaks out in Libya after one protestor holds up one finger and the another one holds up […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has recently been meeting with liberal congressman and senators, encouraging them to pass a new law regarding […]
COMMENTARY: Being from Chicago, I have prayed for years for the Cubs to win the World Series. I’m assuming God doesn’t follow baseball.
BOUNCIN’ IN THE BIG APPLE
I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I heard that for the people that go to hell, no matter how hot it gets, […]
If at first you don’t succeed… don’t ever try skydiving.
COMMENTARY: If that were to ever happen, my former mother-in-law better have a dead bolt lock on her front door.
PARTYIN’ IN PITTSBURGH
BREAKING NEWS – Santa Monica, California – Boston gangster James “Whitey” Bulger, is captured near L.A. after being on the run for 16 years, to avoid […]
LETTIN’ GO IN L.A.
BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The Jacksons are now presently being hidden by the federal government over concerns of their safety, just in case […]
BREAKING NEWS – Manhattan, New York – Gordon Ramsay the chef and host of Hell’s Kitchen, is now being investigated by the IRS. Ramsay and […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The TSA has now admitted that they have a large amount of sex offenders within their organization. John Pistole […]
BREAKING NEWS – Baghdad, Iraq – A person of unknown origin disguised himself as a city worker packed with explosives, and detonated it after jumping […]
BREAKING NEWS – Madison, Wisconsin – The largest atheist organization in the country, Freedom From Religion has now revoked the membership of several of its […]
KICKIN’ IT IN KANSAS CITY
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the recent republican debate in which he was relentlessly criticized, President Obama orders an attack on the headquarters […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a congressional hearing, Democratic Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas, states that radical Muslims aren’t the only violent […]
JUMPIN’ IN JACKSONVILLE
BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – The Disney Corporation files a lawsuit against the British monarchy for copyright infringement, alleging that the wedding ideas for […]
BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Gloria Allred who rarely speaks about her personal life, states at a press conference that she has successfully […]
DANCIN’ IN DETROIT
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mayor Vincent Gray and former Mayor Marion Barry continue to throw verbal jabs at each other over the upcoming […]
BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – CEO Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook, still refuses to add “spell check” to the social networking giant. He stated […]
SHAKIN’ IT IN CHICAGO
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama tells Ann Curry on the “Today Show” that ATMs has stolen a lot of […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After analyzing the mountain of information obtained from Osama bin Laden’s compound, the CIA believes that his most likely […]
COMMENTARY: If no, would you change your mind if the bottom of the raft had some insulting comments about sharks, that was written in blood?
COMMENTARY: I wonder which party would complain the most if such a law was passed. (To be honest, I think I know which one would).