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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Supreme Court ruled that the Trump administration acted within its authority when it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic Reps. Rashida Tlaib of Michigan and Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts announced the BREATHE…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Bill de Blasio blamed the uptick in violence over the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Ghislaine Maxwell has hired the former prosecutor who helped bring down…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brookline, Massachusetts – Michael Dukakis, the former Democratic Massachusetts governor who lost his 1988 White House bid…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden tweeted that if he gets elected, his administration “won’t just rebuild this…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An online battle has erupted over the Wikipedia page for Sen. Kamala Harris, D-Calif.,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Tammy Duckworth, D-Ill., is among the shortlist of political figures…

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BREAKING NEWS – Copenhagen, Demark – The famed statue of Hans Christian Andersen’s Little Mermaid, one of Copenhagen’s biggest tourist…

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BREAKING NEWS – Milwaukee, Wisconsin – A “Defund the Police” mural outside Milwaukee’s City Hall was painted over by an…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Rachel Maddow may have read the tea leaves wrong…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bradford, New Hampshire – Jeffrey Epstein’s confidant Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested in New Hampshire on multiple sex…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Chris Cuomo was accused of siding with the “mob” during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti said that public protests are likely causing the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a new video, teary-eyed Claira Janover claims she lost a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, Virginia – Virginia Democrats are proposing a long list of criminal justice reforms in response to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo slammed the New York City Council’s move strip…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – The “autonomous zone” set up by protesters in Seattle’s Capitol Hill district has released…

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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – Federal customs officers in Newark, N.J., seized a huge shipment of products that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Seattle’s Democratic mayor is calling for the City Council to investigate a socialist council…

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