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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden raised eyebrows when he echoed rhetoric that was famously…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York City Police Benevolent Association President Patrick J. Lynch blamed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton appeared as a guest the“The Daily Show” where host…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now going after Hanna-Barbera, because of one their Saturday morning…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Washington Post Global Opinions editor Karen Attiah argued that the Texas Rangers as a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan announced plans to move certain functions away from the police…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggested over the weekend that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Don Lemon has now made the claim that Jesus…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – United Teachers Los Angeles recently released a research paper on steps needed to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Justice Department is beefing up security inside a New York…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The coronavirus pandemic has not only stopped Robert De Niro from…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Bill de Blasio is permitting Black Lives Matter protesters to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Supreme Court ruled that the Trump administration acted within its authority when it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic Reps. Rashida Tlaib of Michigan and Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts announced the BREATHE…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Bill de Blasio blamed the uptick in violence over the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Ghislaine Maxwell has hired the former prosecutor who helped bring down…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brookline, Massachusetts – Michael Dukakis, the former Democratic Massachusetts governor who lost his 1988 White House bid…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden tweeted that if he gets elected, his administration “won’t just rebuild this…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An online battle has erupted over the Wikipedia page for Sen. Kamala Harris, D-Calif.,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Tammy Duckworth, D-Ill., is among the shortlist of political figures…

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