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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview with CBSN, Nikole Hannah-Jones was asked how the…

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U.S. & World History – A little known fact, is one the most popular science fiction movies of all time,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The Pope has now approved priests secretly recording confessions of members in their parish….

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BREAKING NEWS – Wilmington, Delaware – Joe Biden said that police — if facing a threat from a person with…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton accused President Trump of “calling for violence against American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Jeremiah Ellison who is the son of Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison tweeted that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – The casinos have begun to reopen, and many of them are now taking…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Van Jones said a “white, liberal Hillary Clinton supporter” could…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Castle, Delaware – Vice President Joe Biden, is seen departing after laying a wreath at the…

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U.S. & World History – The following statement is from Morris Ross who founded Ross Dress for Less. “In 1950…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump signed an executive order in the Oval Office on that calls for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham reportedly made a purchase from a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has now taken an unusually aggressive step. Due…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A white woman who went viral after calling the cops on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Famed running back Herschel Walker blasted presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden on over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Gatos, California – Former President Bill Clinton insists he never visited the notorious “orgy island” of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo admitted that coronavirus projections from experts were all…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During an appearance on CNN, Nancy Pelosi was asked if she was “concerned” about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kwethluk, Alaska – A 19-year-old Alaska man is facing attempted murder charges after breaking into a public…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – BET co-founder Robert L. Johnson had a blistering reaction to Joe Biden’s remarks that…

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