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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. –  President Trump says he’d “love” to talk with Joe Biden about the coronavirus outbreak…

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BREAKING NEWS – Shenzhen, China – The Chinese metropolis of Shenzhen has become the first city in the country to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) is drafting legislation that would set up an independent commission…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A close-up of President Donald Trump’s notes shows where “Corona” was crossed out and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden attempts to a draw a clear distinction between himself and President Trump,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Two Republican congressmen introduced legislation to reclaim the $25 million allocated in the recent…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The USNS Comfort arrived Monday at the front lines of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Some 15,000 Los Angeles high school students have not participated in any online…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is making it clear he’s “not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a very confusing statement about a company that makes beer, Joe Biden sides…

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BREAKING NEW S – Washington, D.C. – Meghan Markle and Prince Harry shot back at President Trump after he said…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden, says that President Trump never should’ve restricted travel to this…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Jake Tapper took former Vice President Joe Biden to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News senior political analyst Brit Hume expressed his concerns over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., does not share the enthusiasm Democratic leaders showed toward the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D,C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden appeared to make some factual errors during a virtual…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – By a vote of 96-0, the Senate passed a massive $2 trillion coronavirus stimulus…

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BREAKING NEWS – Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden told reporters that having another debate with his progressive rival, Vermont Senator…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar suggested what she admitted may be a “radical idea” to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders announces his new plan to fix the struggling economies all over the…

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