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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Bradford, New Hampshire – Jeffrey Epstein’s confidant Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested in New Hampshire on multiple sex…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Chris Cuomo was accused of siding with the “mob” during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti said that public protests are likely causing the…

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FIREWORKS!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a new video, teary-eyed Claira Janover claims she lost a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, Virginia – Virginia Democrats are proposing a long list of criminal justice reforms in response to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo slammed the New York City Council’s move strip…

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A BALLOON FLAG

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – The “autonomous zone” set up by protesters in Seattle’s Capitol Hill district has released…

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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – Federal customs officers in Newark, N.J., seized a huge shipment of products that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Seattle’s Democratic mayor is calling for the City Council to investigate a socialist council…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Past praise for the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro has some Miami-area Democrats worried…

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BREAKING NEWS – Idaho Falls, Idaho – A California woman was gored by a bison at Yellowstone National Park, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon is launching a new unit to crack down on counterfeit goods. The Counterfeit…

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A HYBRID TIGER FROM THE FUTURE

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi misspoke when she said that a Democratic bill in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A federal judge ruled that New York City Mayor Bill de…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Several Minneapolis City Council members who have received death threats following their calls to…

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PRIDE AND CULTURE

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