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BREAKING NEWS – New Castle, Delaware – Vice President Joe Biden, is seen departing after laying a wreath at the…

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U.S. & World History – The following statement is from Morris Ross who founded Ross Dress for Less. “In 1950…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump signed an executive order in the Oval Office on that calls for…

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A VERY COMPLICATED FEMALE ROBOT

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham reportedly made a purchase from a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has now taken an unusually aggressive step. Due…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A white woman who went viral after calling the cops on…

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A thunderstorm moves across the Hudson River.

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Famed running back Herschel Walker blasted presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden on over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Gatos, California – Former President Bill Clinton insists he never visited the notorious “orgy island” of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo admitted that coronavirus projections from experts were all…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During an appearance on CNN, Nancy Pelosi was asked if she was “concerned” about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kwethluk, Alaska – A 19-year-old Alaska man is facing attempted murder charges after breaking into a public…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – BET co-founder Robert L. Johnson had a blistering reaction to Joe Biden’s remarks that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Radio host Charlamagne tha God is pushed back one day after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lansing, Michigan – A U.S Senate candidate from Michigan is calling out former Vice President Joe Biden…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden expressed regret during a call with black business leaders for suggesting in…

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