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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Marsha Blackburn, R-Tenn., is taking aim at the NBA after a new bombshell…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – A Detroit man was shot to death, after wielding a sword in the middle…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A trove of documents released could shed light on Ghislaine Maxwell’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., proposed a measure to ban armed forces from using funds…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Just three weeks before the Democratic National Convention, hundreds of Bernie Sanders delegates have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Michigan congresswoman and far-left “Squad” member Rashida Tlaib, said this week that she…

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A FUTURE PROM QUEEN, AND AN EVENTUAL SUPER MODEL!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Bernie Sanders campaign co-chair Nina Turner offered a not-so-appetizing analogy when asked about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Former President Barack Obama was joined by actor and activist George Clooney for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has kept quiet on who he is going…

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DISTANT LIGHTS

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On whether President Trump will try and stay in office if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New York Rep. Jerry Nadler is shown in a new online clip calling violence…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan and Councilmembers Alex Pedersen and Debora Juarez have had offensive…

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A CRUISIN’ KILLER

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump signed four executive orders aimed at lowering the cost of prescription…

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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – Antifa militant and convicted pedophile Blake David Hampe was arrested following his alleged stabbing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Prosecutors charged three men in Chicago with federal gun crimes — the first charges…

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