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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New Brunswick, New Jersey – A professor at a New Jersey university is blaming President Trump and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burbank, California – A Spanish news anchor was accused of cheating on his TV star girlfriend when…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio’s tweet scolding the “Jewish…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Actress-turned-activist Alyssa Milano, who was criticized for her continued support of presumed 2020…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An ABC News anchor has defended himself after going viral for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Hollywood actress and singer Bette Midler said she believes President Trump’s “jealousy” of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – A top South Korean official believes that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump has been mocked relentlessly for suggesting that ultraviolet light could be brought…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – China sends medical experts to North Korea as health of Kim Jong Un…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beaumont, Texas – A Texas mayor is under investigation for visiting a nail salon that was forced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The first satellite launched into space by Iran last week that revealed the country’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Two prominent, female Democratic vice-presidential front-runners appeared on three national political…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 49. I have never married or had kids, and I am having a hard time finding…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

During the pandemic, people are struggling to find some place to purchases masks. I got lucky, and saw some guy…

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“The Lord bless you    and keep you; the Lord make his face shine on you    and be gracious to you;  the Lord turn his face toward you    and give you…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I have a dilemma we don’t know how to handle. We both recently retired. Our…

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