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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU states that they will continue to push for the ban of the…

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• November 30, 2015

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BREAKING NEWS – Rockville, Maryland – The Goodwill Industries announce that during their very first Black Friday last week, several…

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• November 30, 2015

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – The famed feminist attorney Gloria Allred has completed her interrogation/deposition about Bill Cosby’s alleged…

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• November 30, 2015

Daily Photos & Art

THEIR VERY FIRST TREE AS A COUPLE

• November 30, 2015

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I really like Christmas lights, but only until New Year. I hate it when people still have their…

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• November 29, 2015

Daily Photos & Art

THE REAL THING… LITERALLY

• November 29, 2015

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was on a yacht with some friends listening to a band perform, when we were hit by a massive…

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• November 29, 2015

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, This Christmas I am on a tight budget. I still want to give people I care about gifts…

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• November 28, 2015

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was approaching an underpass when I saw about a hundred guys beneath it that worked as servers in restaurants….

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• November 28, 2015

Daily Photos & Art

IN SEARCH OF THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS TREE

• November 28, 2015

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – Former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle was sentenced to 15 years in federal prison after…

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• November 27, 2015

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Already saddled with the NBA’s worst record at 0-16, the Philadelphia 76ers were facing…

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• November 27, 2015

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Republican National Committee keeps building its cash advantage over its Democratic rivals, strengthening…

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• November 27, 2015

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• November 27, 2015

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Just days after the hacker group Anonymous pledged to hunt down Islamic State members…

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• November 26, 2015

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tracy Morgan says he spoke to God after the car crash…

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• November 26, 2015

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Rand Paul’s presidential campaign slammed CNN after emails were released that the campaign claimed…

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• November 26, 2015

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• November 26, 2015

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BREAKING NEWS – Tangley, England – A 1,700-year-old gold ring with a stone showing Cupid (the home wrecking god) carrying…

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• November 25, 2015

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – For 44 years, fans have wondered who the Carly Simon was…

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• November 25, 2015

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