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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m in my mid-30s and have just been married for the first time. I chose not to take…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am sick and tired of so-called tourist attractions using misleading titles to attract visitors! A few years ago I…

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O Lord, keep me from fearing the way ahead and rebelling against You in unbelief.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for a little over five months. We have enjoyed…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have discovered this week that I should not be a pet owner, because I don’t have the patience when…

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A VERY LONELY TREE

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BREAKING NEWS – New Castle, Delaware – Vice President Joe Biden, is seen departing after laying a wreath at the…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – The following statement is from Morris Ross who founded Ross Dress for Less. “In 1950…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump signed an executive order in the Oval Office on that calls for…

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A VERY COMPLICATED FEMALE ROBOT

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham reportedly made a purchase from a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has now taken an unusually aggressive step. Due…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A white woman who went viral after calling the cops on…

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A thunderstorm moves across the Hudson River.

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Famed running back Herschel Walker blasted presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden on over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Gatos, California – Former President Bill Clinton insists he never visited the notorious “orgy island” of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo admitted that coronavirus projections from experts were all…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During an appearance on CNN, Nancy Pelosi was asked if she was “concerned” about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kwethluk, Alaska – A 19-year-old Alaska man is facing attempted murder charges after breaking into a public…

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