Unconfirmed Breaking News – is about partially fabricated stories written by dropouts/rejects from journalism schools. They are basically a bunch of idiots that have waaaay too much time on their hands. So whatever you do, don’t take any of them too serious, because what they write is typically partial or complete lies from extremely warped minds.

U.S. & World History – This is another blatant distortion from obvious and well established historical facts. If half of what our writers wrote were true, the entire planet would be in serious trouble. Always keep in mind, the very marginal intellect our staff possesses.

Wacky Weekend Questions – This further solidifies the mental health issues our writers have. The questions are often moronic, if not outright insane.

Life through Blake’s eyes – This guy is the most screwed of them all. He’s the only one of the writers that’s not allowed to be near any sharp objects, or any power tools. He does most of his writing from a padded room… when he’s not heavily sedated.

Blake’s Advice Column – It’s hard to believe that anyone on this planet is so mentally unbalanced, that they are actually seeking his opinion… on anything. There are some ongoing suggestions that no one writes him, but he fabricates all the letters. (We wouldn’t put it passed him).

Daily Photos & Art – Are these images silly too? That’s a judgment call.

The Editor – Emerson Rippington (as usual) has no comment on anything… and neither does the other dozen or so contributors (losers).

18 Replies to “About Us (with a smile)”

  1. My name is Windy,from Fresno,ca. I need help,as im helpless here and cant afofrd/ find anyone to help me fight,or see whats going on in family story is an extremely sad one,and i am being denied sooo many of my right,due process,civil rights,parental rights,being made out to be a monster by court mediator,kim day,and CPS worker, nataska Mohair! Judge corona has only been reading the mediators reccommendation- thats it! When clearly,if you read my case,and looked and talked to my 5 year old daughter,Emily,that she has been put with her father,who has an extensive abusive history,and besides trying to get the county to arrest the man who molested my baby,shes now left all alone with the man,her father,who only wants custody because of child support!! Shes in danger,real danger,but nobody will help us! Ive filed numerous complaints,wrote emails to cbs 47 news for help,cps heads wont help me,nor jerry dyer,our police chief,and margaret mims- whose at the forefront of domestic violence,huh! And head of fresno sherriffs dept., who with jerry dyer,have commercials stating,’abuse of any kind,mental abuse is just as bad as physical,but no one will help my child,they have even refused to go do a welfare check on my little girl,saying, everything seemed fine last time wd checked on Emily,and unless you have new information,will not be going out! Are you kidding me? I feel like its my family and I fighting the world to save my daughter! Shes already been Sexually abused and their not arresting him,now shes suffering mental,extreme mental and physical abuse at her dads hand,and 1 court mediator,cps worker!! This is a travesty! Please,can anyone help me save my child and tell me how to get media coverage,and ive been considering filing a governmental tort,before cps puts a GAG order on me as well! If anyone can help,tell me how to fight like ive seen parents doing on youtube,please,my name is windy kenyon from fresno,ca. My email is

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