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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The USNS Comfort arrived Monday at the front lines of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Some 15,000 Los Angeles high school students have not participated in any online…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is making it clear he’s “not…

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The Capitol is framed amid blooming cherry trees.

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a very confusing statement about a company that makes beer, Joe Biden sides…

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BREAKING NEW S – Washington, D.C. – Meghan Markle and Prince Harry shot back at President Trump after he said…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden, says that President Trump never should’ve restricted travel to this…

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GETTING OUT OF TOWN

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband retired four years ago. At first he seemed to enjoy not having to go to work….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I got scammed by the same person, twice, but I didn’t hold it against him. A couple of years ago,…

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When sin occurs in life, we should confess it promptly, consecrate ourselves anew, and remain committed to personal holiness.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, We’re a senior couple who have been together 20 years. My wife and I have a date night…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt that a spaceship from another galaxy landed in the United…

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HAMBURG, GERMANY

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Jake Tapper took former Vice President Joe Biden to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News senior political analyst Brit Hume expressed his concerns over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., does not share the enthusiasm Democratic leaders showed toward the…

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WAITING TO BLOOM

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D,C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden appeared to make some factual errors during a virtual…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – By a vote of 96-0, the Senate passed a massive $2 trillion coronavirus stimulus…

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