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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Even though doctors acknowledge that Keith Richards still tours and performs with the Rolling Stones, by the looks of his face and body, they’re still convinced he’s been dead for at least ten years.
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Nah, I would’ve gone with his being the current poster boy for Nicorette gum.
I think he’d be a poster boy a funeral home.