BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU announce that they plan on suing Sports Illustrated in regards to their swimsuit issues. “They have been doing this misogynistic discrimination for years,” said a spokesperson for the civil rights organization. “To date, they have ignored all of the male transgenders that have applied with SI to pose in their annual swimsuit issues, or have been constantly turned down. Yet they have no written policy that prohibits male transgenders with pot bellies and hairy chests, from being photographed at beautiful beaches in skimpy bikinis.”
