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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Edmond, Oklahoma – A dead man will be on the ballot of an upcoming general election for…

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PRESIDENT’S DAY

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a sophomore college student who has finally settled in with a group of friends I love and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday, me and a couple of my friends drove to the top of Mt. Charleston where there is lots of…

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Declare his glory among the nations,    his marvelous deeds among all peoples. 1 Chronicles 16:24

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I feel petty complaining about this, but my wife has a habit I can’t stand. We keep a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was walking down an alley the other day, when I noticed a man sitting on the ground with sign…

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH BLACK FAMILIES (11 of 19)

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Dr. Susan Block, a sex therapist known for her HBO appearances, best-selling books,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – McDonald’s had remained tight-lipped about its secretive plans to debut “Donut Sticks” since rumors…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is taking a victory lap after delivering the goods…

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH BLACK FAMILIES (10 of 19)

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A House Democrat mocks key Trump administration accomplishments. Rep. Gwen Moore, D-Wis., appeared unimpressed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Norristown, Pennsylvania – Bill Cosby does not seem to have a good grasp of why he’s behind…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has announced that they are investigating several credible death threats from unnamed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates, who has a net worth approaching $100 billion, has slammed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – California Sen. Kamala Harris claims she listened to Snoop Dogg and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Embattled Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam has now issued an explanation after…

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH BLACK FAMILIES (9 of 19)

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