BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – PETA announces that they are very upset with Beyoncé, over her wearing an outfit made out of python, iguana, and cow skin while she performed at halftime of the Super Bowl. Beyoncé responded by sending the animal rights group a formal apology, and said she wish she would have worn her other outfit, which was a bikini covered with feathers that were plucked from a bald eagle.