BREAKING NEWS – London, England – UBS employee Kweku Adoboli is lead away in handcuffs after being accused of unauthorized trading, allegedly losing 2 billion dollars for the Swiss bank UBS. In an unprecedented move, his legal council wants to move his trial to the United States. His attorney explained that the U.S. is 14 trillion dollars in debt, and his client only lost 2 billion dollars, so comparatively speaking, it’s not that much money, thus Adoboli should be let off with suspended sentence or community service.