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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Doctors from Georgetown University Hospital that have recently given all 12 members of the Super Committee a complete physical, are now demanding that they immediately get quarantined. The medical team concluded after a thorough examination, that all 12 members have a very advanced stage of stupidity.