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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – On December 24th, Pope Benedict XVI delivers a message, warning people about the ongoing commercialization of Christmas. He then said one of the best gifts anyone could give, would be the message he just delivered, that could be purchased on a dvd at the Vatican before the day was out.