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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congress plans on having a hearing, regarding Verizon, T-Moble, and Sprint’s secret plan to charge their customers unnecessary fees. All three of them have gone so far, that they plan on charging $4.95 to any of their customers that calls someone’s bluff.