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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – While being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, former President Bush stated that the biggest regret he had regarding hurricane Katrina, was not sending Kanye West to Guantanamo Bay for calling him a racist.
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Also that he didn’t get a photo with the fish that he caught while there, which “was THIS big.”