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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Former Cy Young winner Roger Clemens’ return to baseball, has now motivated other athletes to come out of retirement. Brett Farve is now stating that he’s going to make another comeback, and Muhammad Ali has announced he’s looking for a sparring partner.