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BREAKING NEWS – Beijing China – U.S. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta is quickly taken to a hospital to get his stomach pumped, shortly after his expression of shock. He immediately stopped eating, after two Chinese official answered his question, “Has anyone seen my poodle?”