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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – After an incident in Tahrir Square, the Egyptian government decides to overhaul their entire educational system. They made the determination after one of their colleges held a class outdoors, and students flashed a various amount of fingers as an answer to a first grade math question.