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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a congressional hearing, the Pink Panther testified that he has no ties to the Black Panthers. He also emphatically stated, that Inspector Clouseau was mistaken when he said that he overheard him saying some derogatory things about white people at the Million Man March.