BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – The ACLU is currently trying to get the sentence of convicted terrorist Ramzi Yousef reduced to time served. He is currently serving life with no parole plus 240 years in a Colorado prison, for masterminding the 1993 World Trade Center bombing. The argument by the ACLU, is that they have recently discovered evidence that the area of the World Trade Center that Yousef detonated the bomb was going to be remodeled anyway, thus the massive explosion only destroyed the part of the building that was already scheduled to be repainted and spruced up.