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BREAKING NEWS – Polignano a Mare, Italy – Italian restaurant owners maintain their no nonsense approach towards customers whose complaints they feel aren’t justified. One customer was beaten up, stripped of his clothes, and then tossed out a window after he was critical of the spaghetti sauce and garlic bread.